Post by pelly on Oct 29, 2008 11:25:12 GMT -8
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was
flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.' ..............And then the fight started.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that
goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale...............And then the fight started.
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station..
.......And then the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter
asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I
looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened
my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me' and she processed my Social Security
application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'you
should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.' .................And then the fight started
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging
her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long?'
.............And then the fight started...
« Last Edit: Oct 27, 2008, 8:10pm by canadiantrotter »
flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.' ..............And then the fight started.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that
goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale...............And then the fight started.
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station..
.......And then the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter
asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I
looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened
my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me' and she processed my Social Security
application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'you
should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.' .................And then the fight started
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging
her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long?'
.............And then the fight started...
« Last Edit: Oct 27, 2008, 8:10pm by canadiantrotter »
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